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Side A
10:30
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1
James Bond’s...Kitten
Summoned to the boss's lair,
he said "Here is the play.
Gonna kidnap James Bond's kitten,
and then he'll do what we say.
Yes, he'll do what we say.
He loves that kitten, man.
They're inseparable."
James Bond’s...Kitten
2
He won't know if his cover is blown,
He goes blind and alone
Out into all of the known unknowns
Oh,
Oh,
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A spycraft version of Schrodinger's Cat
Until the ratatatat of scattered shrapnel,
That is "that is that"
(Bridge)
Captured asset,
Retired Assassin,
No one knows,
And no one's askin'
No one's askin'
I stole James Bond's kitten in the middle of the night.
I had rags, I had ether, and the element of surprise
The old womanizer slept with a girl on each arm,
Nobody woke up,
due to disabled alarms.
I Didn't
Even Need
All this ether,
All these rags
I called him
Next Morning
And Gave him
Our demands
Mr. Bond, your kitten's in a cage in my room.
I said, "Give us what we want, or the kitty goes boom."
He yelled into the phone, asking who I worked for.
I saw the tag on the kitten's collar;
It said Pussy Galore.
He yelled it again, "Who are you working for?"
I thought, what kind of cat name
Is Pussy Galore?
Oh
Oh
Herekittykittykittykittykittykittykitty
I am just a stooge, but my boss is insane.
He's got a lot of revenge mixed with Bond on the brain.
(Bridge)
Captured asset,
Retired Assassin,
No one knows,
And no one's askin'
No one's askin'
No one's askin'
No one's askin'
James Bond's kitten's in a cage in my room.
He will give us what we want, or the kitty goes boom
The kitty goes boom
3
Bond hung up the phone,
Which meant that he was on his way.
Boss gave strict orders
To keep the cat in it's cage.
The kitten rolled around with its little catnip toy.
It nipped and it pounced until the toy was destroyed.
Pussy Galore
was a name I abhorred,
So I decided I would call the her
"PG" for short.
She was precocious, started rattling her cage.
I opened the latch, and that was my first mistake.
She jumped into my lap
and nestled into my arms.
I'd never felt such affection,
and it caught me off guard.
I looked into her blue eyes and thought I've made a mistake.
There's no way in hell that I have what it takes
I don't ...have what it takes
to hurt this little kitten; I have made a mistake
4
PG,
This job can be so stressful
You can only be so careful,
So much luck to be successful
When you're up against James Bond.
When you're up against James Bond.
PG,
Can you keep a secret
Bond doesn't have a
single weakness,
But my boss is such a genius
To have sent me to find you.
To have sent me to find you.
Oh, how
Could I have opened up my heart
To this sweet little kitten?
I'm risking both our lives
My boss
Will surely hunt us down
He'll open up my heart,
With his hunting knife
PG,
My boss's heart is hollow
If he we run away, he'll follow
Sever fingers, make me swallow,
Each
of my digits one by one.
5
[Boss]
Where is James Bond's
Kitten?
My stooge should have called by now.
6
Hey,
I've got these extra rags and ether
When the boss sends his retriever
I'll tell him that you caught a fever,
And I took you to the vet.
PG,
This simple little lie
Will avert the watchful eye
Of my boss and buy us time
To plot out our next steps.
Oh, how
Could I have opened up my heart
To this sweet little kitten?
I'm risking both our lives
My boss
Will surely hunt us down
And he'll open up my heart,
With his hunting knife
7
Hush, little kitten.
Go to sleep, go to sleep
When you wake up we will be free
To live our lives, you and me
James Bond's
Kitten
8
[Boss]
"Hello, Stooge#4, here's the deal
You know the intel is real
Double Oh Seven's Achilles Heel
The feline conduit to how he feels.
The jump drive's got the samizdat
The Tupperware contains the ether-soaked rags
Get-in-Ether-Cat-Get-out and that's that
Once the job's done jump back on the chat."
Veteranarian!
Veteranarian!
Someone is hiding something…
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2. |
Side B
09:45
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Wake up, PG
Wake up.
Wake up, PG
Wake up.
Wake up, PG
Wake up.
How much ether was in that rag?
Wake up.
Wake up, PG
Wake up.
God,
What have I done?
Wake up
I'd do anything, to take this back
I'd move heaven and hell
To take it back
Wake up, little kitten, wake up.
This isn't happening.
PG, please
Wake up.
10
[Boss]
Something's strange,
Something's off
Wondering if my stooge went soft.
Veteranarian!
Veteranarian!
Someone is hiding something…
Made a call.
"Did the fever break?"
He said, "I think you are mistaken.
Veteranarian!
Veteranarian!
Someone is hiding something.
11
James Bond's
Kitten
James Bond's kitten was a beautiful soul
I can't take it anymore; this job has taken its toll.
James Bond's kitten was a friend for a day
And now Bond and my boss are likely both on their way.
James Bond's kitten was my only friend
...And I'm about to meet a rather violent end
James Bond's
Kitten
12
I Will Wait for You
Almost looking forward to my imminent demise
And if I somehow beat you to the finish line,
PG,
I
Will
Wait
For you
I won't be afraid of what comes next, as long as I'm
Finding it out with you right by my side.
I
Will
Wait
For you
I
Will
Wait
For you
I
Will
Wait
For you
I laugh at the thought until I start to cry
Friendship is forever in the afterlife.
I
Will
Wait
For you
I
Will
Wait
For you
I
Will
Wait
For you
13
James Bond's Kitten was a Beautiful Soul
James Bond
James Bond doesn't know his cat is dead
Climbs a wall, sees a guard,
puts a bullet in his head.
James Bond
He sneaks up on the lookout outside my room.
He Strangles him to death
under the light of the moon.
I stroke dead kitten's head and say my goodbyes
Miles away, my Boss surrenders
...to the flashing blue lights.
James Bond
Bond kicks in the door, sends a bullet through my chest.
I see the waxing moon,
starry sky, oncoming abyss
Oh
Oh
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James Bond's kitten was a beautiful girl.
It's a shame we couldn't stay in this beautiful world.
James Bond's kitten was a beautiful girl.
It's a shame we couldn't stay in this beautiful world.
James Bond's
Kitten
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