1 James Bond’s...Kitten Summoned to the boss's lair, he said "Here is the play. Gonna kidnap James Bond's kitten, and then he'll do what we say. Yes, he'll do what we say. He loves that kitten, man. They're inseparable." James Bond’s...Kitten 2 He won't know if his cover is blown, He goes blind and alone Out into all of the known unknowns Oh, Oh, 1234567 A spycraft version of Schrodinger's Cat Until the ratatatat of scattered shrapnel, That is "that is that" (Bridge) Captured asset, Retired Assassin, No one knows, And no one's askin' No one's askin' I stole James Bond's kitten in the middle of the night. I had rags, I had ether, and the element of surprise The old womanizer slept with a girl on each arm, Nobody woke up, due to disabled alarms. I Didn't Even Need All this ether, All these rags I called him Next Morning And Gave him Our demands Mr. Bond, your kitten's in a cage in my room. I said, "Give us what we want, or the kitty goes boom." He yelled into the phone, asking who I worked for. I saw the tag on the kitten's collar; It said Pussy Galore. He yelled it again, "Who are you working for?" I thought, what kind of cat name Is Pussy Galore? Oh Oh Herekittykittykittykittykittykittykitty I am just a stooge, but my boss is insane. He's got a lot of revenge mixed with Bond on the brain. (Bridge) Captured asset, Retired Assassin, No one knows, And no one's askin' No one's askin' No one's askin' No one's askin' James Bond's kitten's in a cage in my room. He will give us what we want, or the kitty goes boom The kitty goes boom 3 Bond hung up the phone, Which meant that he was on his way. Boss gave strict orders To keep the cat in it's cage. The kitten rolled around with its little catnip toy. It nipped and it pounced until the toy was destroyed. Pussy Galore was a name I abhorred, So I decided I would call the her "PG" for short. She was precocious, started rattling her cage. I opened the latch, and that was my first mistake. She jumped into my lap and nestled into my arms. I'd never felt such affection, and it caught me off guard. I looked into her blue eyes and thought I've made a mistake. There's no way in hell that I have what it takes I don't ...have what it takes to hurt this little kitten; I have made a mistake 4 PG, This job can be so stressful You can only be so careful, So much luck to be successful When you're up against James Bond. When you're up against James Bond. PG, Can you keep a secret Bond doesn't have a single weakness, But my boss is such a genius To have sent me to find you. To have sent me to find you. Oh, how Could I have opened up my heart To this sweet little kitten? I'm risking both our lives My boss Will surely hunt us down He'll open up my heart, With his hunting knife PG, My boss's heart is hollow If he we run away, he'll follow Sever fingers, make me swallow, Each of my digits one by one. 5 [Boss] Where is James Bond's Kitten? My stooge should have called by now. 6 Hey, I've got these extra rags and ether When the boss sends his retriever I'll tell him that you caught a fever, And I took you to the vet. PG, This simple little lie Will avert the watchful eye Of my boss and buy us time To plot out our next steps. Oh, how Could I have opened up my heart To this sweet little kitten? I'm risking both our lives My boss Will surely hunt us down And he'll open up my heart, With his hunting knife 7 Hush, little kitten. Go to sleep, go to sleep When you wake up we will be free To live our lives, you and me James Bond's Kitten 8 [Boss] "Hello, Stooge#4, here's the deal You know the intel is real Double Oh Seven's Achilles Heel The feline conduit to how he feels. The jump drive's got the samizdat The Tupperware contains the ether-soaked rags Get-in-Ether-Cat-Get-out and that's that Once the job's done jump back on the chat." Veteranarian! Veteranarian! Someone is hiding something…

9 Wake up, PG Wake up. Wake up, PG Wake up. Wake up, PG Wake up. How much ether was in that rag? Wake up. Wake up, PG Wake up. God, What have I done? Wake up I'd do anything, to take this back I'd move heaven and hell To take it back Wake up, little kitten, wake up. This isn't happening. PG, please Wake up. 10 [Boss] Something's strange, Something's off Wondering if my stooge went soft. Veteranarian! Veteranarian! Someone is hiding something… Made a call. "Did the fever break?" He said, "I think you are mistaken. Veteranarian! Veteranarian! Someone is hiding something. 11 James Bond's Kitten James Bond's kitten was a beautiful soul I can't take it anymore; this job has taken its toll. James Bond's kitten was a friend for a day And now Bond and my boss are likely both on their way. James Bond's kitten was my only friend ...And I'm about to meet a rather violent end James Bond's Kitten 12 I Will Wait for You Almost looking forward to my imminent demise And if I somehow beat you to the finish line, PG, I Will Wait For you I won't be afraid of what comes next, as long as I'm Finding it out with you right by my side. I Will Wait For you I Will Wait For you I Will Wait For you I laugh at the thought until I start to cry Friendship is forever in the afterlife. I Will Wait For you I Will Wait For you I Will Wait For you 13 James Bond's Kitten was a Beautiful Soul James Bond James Bond doesn't know his cat is dead Climbs a wall, sees a guard, puts a bullet in his head. James Bond He sneaks up on the lookout outside my room. He Strangles him to death under the light of the moon. I stroke dead kitten's head and say my goodbyes Miles away, my Boss surrenders ...to the flashing blue lights. James Bond Bond kicks in the door, sends a bullet through my chest. I see the waxing moon, starry sky, oncoming abyss Oh Oh 1234567 James Bond's kitten was a beautiful girl. It's a shame we couldn't stay in this beautiful world. James Bond's kitten was a beautiful girl. It's a shame we couldn't stay in this beautiful world. James Bond's Kitten